Kobe drops 61 on the Knicks at the Garden. The Knicks fans chanted MVP. That just seems wrong to me. What is going on with fans? Boo yours and cheer theirs. Fans seem to want to more and more a part of the game these days like it is their right. If you are passionate about your team Root hard for your guys and Boo them. That is how you help your team. Back to the 61. Kobe is going down a slippery slope scoring this much against a team they would beat if he scored 15. Bynum is down and now is the time to pump up the rest of the team not ball hog your way to 61. Zero assists says it all. When Lebron goes in there tonight he won’t try to top it not because he can’t but because he doesn’t want to win like that.
Michael Phelps taking hits from the bong. Second time he has done something really dumb and illegal and his sponsor come out and support him 100%. What does he have one of those Speedos suits for real life that reduces friction. If you missed David Letterman’s top ten list it is below and funny.
Top Ten Michael Phelps Excuses
10. Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion-dollar endorsements
9. Too much chlorine
8. Uh... I thought it was chapstick?
7. Asked myself, "What would Chong do?"
6. Uh... glaucoma?
5. It's my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job
4. Uh... I got bitten by a groundhog?
3. Chillax, Broseph
2. Was doing research for upcoming film "Michael and Kumar Go To the Olympics"
1. Huh?
Unemployment on the rise. Manny turns down a 25 million 1 year contract. His agent then threatens the Dodgers about playing chicken. If I was out of work and had no other offers I wouldn’t be threatening my only suitor. Maybe we need Scott Boras on capital hill to fix all the rest of the problems for unemployed people.
Nadal beats Federer at the Australian Open. Federer then breaks down in tears as he accepts the second place trophy. Wouldn’t you be mad at losing instead it seems like he was crying because he knew he couldn’t beat Nadal anymore. Maybe he should just retire now since Nadal has taken his heart.
Michael Phelps taking hits from the bong. Second time he has done something really dumb and illegal and his sponsor come out and support him 100%. What does he have one of those Speedos suits for real life that reduces friction. If you missed David Letterman’s top ten list it is below and funny.
Top Ten Michael Phelps Excuses
10. Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion-dollar endorsements
9. Too much chlorine
8. Uh... I thought it was chapstick?
7. Asked myself, "What would Chong do?"
6. Uh... glaucoma?
5. It's my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job
4. Uh... I got bitten by a groundhog?
3. Chillax, Broseph
2. Was doing research for upcoming film "Michael and Kumar Go To the Olympics"
1. Huh?
Unemployment on the rise. Manny turns down a 25 million 1 year contract. His agent then threatens the Dodgers about playing chicken. If I was out of work and had no other offers I wouldn’t be threatening my only suitor. Maybe we need Scott Boras on capital hill to fix all the rest of the problems for unemployed people.
Nadal beats Federer at the Australian Open. Federer then breaks down in tears as he accepts the second place trophy. Wouldn’t you be mad at losing instead it seems like he was crying because he knew he couldn’t beat Nadal anymore. Maybe he should just retire now since Nadal has taken his heart.
JD is a contributor to The Sports Information Hub and can be contacted at jdthesportsguy@gmail.com
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